Three Hillbillies

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Three Hillbillies

Post by Mr Cojones on December 16th 2008, 11:18 pm

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner.
."2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid,she bought one of them new fangled warsh in' machines!"
1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly says:

"She ain't got no p*cker."

Mr Cojones

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