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Post by baldwindeb on January 25th 2009, 9:20 am

My grandmother died in the 60s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk...

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13, but for obvious reasons, has stayed with me.



We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day that I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family

'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in a soft voice.....

‘Makes your dick look bigger.'
Kinda’ brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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Post by shanaya on January 25th 2009, 12:07 pm

lol!
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Post by Lynn on January 25th 2009, 12:29 pm

What a Face

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Post by Mr Cojones on January 25th 2009, 1:18 pm

notsaying Sad It really did bring a tear to my eye... whistle

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Post by Doreen on January 28th 2009, 10:15 am

what a great story, some valuable information those old folks have
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