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Signs, signs, signs

Post by Doreen on March 9th 2009, 12:44 am

Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign... In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."

On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"

On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)

In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."


Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

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