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The Train Ride

Post by Doreen on March 9th 2009, 8:57 pm

Sitting together on a train traveling through the Canadian Rockies were a fellow from Western Canada, a fellow from Quebec , a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emergeas a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The little old lady thinks: The fellow from Quebec must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde girl thinks: That fellow from Quebec must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The fellow from Quebec thinks: That fellow from Western Canada must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The fellow from Western Canada thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that asshole from Quebec again.
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Post by Mr Cojones on March 9th 2009, 8:59 pm

hysterical laugh-115 That is the way we in the West feel about Quebecers

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Post by Guest on March 9th 2009, 9:02 pm

lol!

And Carl, sitting in the next train carriage, is wondering why trains in Canada don't seem to have any internal lighting. Laughing Razz

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Post by Doreen on March 9th 2009, 9:05 pm

I thought Dale might really appreciate that one.

I'm not from western Canada... but I'd like to smack a couple of them.

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Post by shanaya on March 9th 2009, 9:32 pm

Funny!!! lol!
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Post by Doc on March 9th 2009, 11:25 pm

Oh, I'm sure the Quebecois are VERY popular all throughout Canada! amigo
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