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Post by Doc on March 24th 2009, 2:37 pm

Dale and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she
was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal
Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her,
"Did you know that humans are the only species in which
the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah?
Prove it."

He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up
and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her
face. About a half an hour later he returns all tired and
sweaty and proclaims, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep
didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can I
tell?"
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Re: Dale tries to prove...

Post by Mr Cojones on March 24th 2009, 2:49 pm

Doc wrote:Dale and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she
was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal
Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her,
"Did you know that humans are the only species in which
the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah?
Prove it."

He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up
and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her
face. About a half an hour later he returns all tired and
sweaty and proclaims, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep
didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can I
tell?"
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holysheep Thats a baaaaaaad joke.. sheeplove

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Re: Dale tries to prove...

Post by Doc on March 24th 2009, 3:02 pm

If you say so, buddy! Laughing
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Post by shanaya on March 24th 2009, 3:55 pm

Haha, made my afternoon! lol!
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Re: Dale tries to prove...

Post by Doc on March 24th 2009, 4:21 pm

Unfortunately, one day, Dale was enjoying a cigarette afterward, and BANG!

That's when he met this sweet young thing:

Sometimes he calls her "KY"...sometimes it's "Misty".

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Post by Doreen on March 25th 2009, 12:08 am

a new scooter to ride when you go visit your pig



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Re: Dale tries to prove...

Post by Doc on March 25th 2009, 12:28 am

And finally, the big day!

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