The Calf

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The Calf

Post by Carl D on March 25th 2009, 11:23 am

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad.

"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

Laughing

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Post by Doc on March 25th 2009, 11:25 am

Good one, Carl! lol!
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Post by souci on March 29th 2009, 8:12 pm

and going backwards at that,

isn't that amazing?
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