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Little Johnny..... at it again

Post by Doreen on March 29th 2009, 11:05 pm

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to
make use
of her psychology courses. She started her class by
saying, 'Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a
few seconds, Little
Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you
think you're stupid,
Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to
see you standing there all
by yourself!'


* * * * * * * * * * *


Little
Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
cream on her
face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To
make myself
beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing
the cream with a
tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little
Johnny. 'Giving
up?'


* * * * * * * * * * *


The math
teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention
in class. She
called on him and said,
'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Little Johnny quickly
replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!'


* * * * * * * * * * *


Little
Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police
station where they saw pictures tacked to a
bulletin board of the 10
most wanted criminals.. One of the
youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the
photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said
the policeman. 'The
detectives want very badly to capture him.'Little
Johnny asked,
'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture
?'


* * * * * * * * * * *


Little Johnny
attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father
moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horse's
legs and rump, and chest. After a
few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad,
why are you doing that?' His
father replied, 'Because when I'm buying
horses,I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape
before I buy..
Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS
guy wants
to buy Mom .' *


Last edited by Doreen on March 29th 2009, 11:06 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : strange codes at the beginning of post, I didn't add.)
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Post by irishgodfather1 on March 30th 2009, 7:05 am

You know this is getting old.
I'm tired of seeing Little Johnny take credit for all the things I did as a kid. Twisted Evil
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Post by Carl D on March 30th 2009, 9:45 am

Little Johnny is definitely a worry. Laughing

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Post by Doreen on March 30th 2009, 11:01 am

irishgodfather1 wrote:You know this is getting old.
I'm tired of seeing Little Johnny take credit for all the things I did as a kid. Twisted Evil


The names were changed to protect .......... the innocent? Evil or Very Mad
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Post by shanaya on March 30th 2009, 8:47 pm

Little Johnny jokes. Gotta love them! Razz
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Post by Doreen on March 30th 2009, 9:04 pm

I'm just glad little Johnny isn't my kid.
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Post by shanaya on March 30th 2009, 9:19 pm

Doreen wrote:I'm just glad little Johnny isn't my kid.

Me too! Laughing
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