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Tough Call

Post by baldwindeb on May 21st 2009, 7:06 pm

A man went to the hospital in Rockhampton , Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

OR....

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Tough call. You decide.
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Re: Tough Call

Post by Doc on May 21st 2009, 9:11 pm

How about, "all of the above"? Laughing
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Post by Doreen on May 22nd 2009, 1:19 am

I'm surprised he has a wife or a girlfriend if it fits through a wedding ring...


UNLESS he has unusually large fingers. sorry
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Post by baldwindeb on May 22nd 2009, 8:18 am

Doreen wrote:I'm surprised he has a wife or a girlfriend if it fits through a wedding ring...


UNLESS he has unusually large fingers. sorry
LMAO Doreen , too funny
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Post by Mr Cojones on May 22nd 2009, 1:57 pm

Doreen wrote:I'm surprised he has a wife or a girlfriend if it fits through a wedding ring...


UNLESS he has unusually large fingers. sorry
holysheep My guess is that he had very large fingers... laugh-115

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Post by Lynn on May 22nd 2009, 5:49 pm

lol!

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