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Post by baldwindeb on June 1st 2009, 8:14 am

An old Italian Mafia Don
is dying and he calls for his grandson toapproach the bed; 'Lissin a me. I wanna
for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver so you will always remember
me.'

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really doan
a lika guns. How zabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?'

Gasping
for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; 'Shuddup an lissin. Somma
day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money,
a biga home and maybe a couple of bambinos.'
After a slight pause to catch
his breath he continues; 'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife
inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then .... pointa to you watch
and say 'Times up'?
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Post by shanaya on June 1st 2009, 11:01 am

lol! Good one!
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Post by Mr Cojones on June 1st 2009, 12:19 pm

'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife
inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then .... pointa to you watch
and say 'Times up'?
holysheep Hmmmm.. laugh-115

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