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Post by Wuggy on April 23rd 2008, 11:20 am

My next door neighbour has shoved a tree up my rear end for no apparent reason. I am interested in finding out what kind of tree it is. I don't have a picture but it's green with spiky bits on it, lots of coloured lights and a fairy right at the top, which is proving to be very uncomfortable, in more ways than one. I hope you will not be personally antagonistic to me or I will be forced to report you to the management.
BTW my local garden centre were unable to help. I hope this post post doesn't just disappear like my last ones 'somewhere else'.
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Post by Larry on April 23rd 2008, 11:32 am

What you will need to do is take a few twigs and simmer them in one ounce of water for 15 and a half minutes then pour this into a new pint size bottle of mineral oil now 30 minutes before bed time drink of the mineral oil do this for the next 3 nights.
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Post by Wuggy on April 23rd 2008, 11:34 am

Larry wrote:What you will need to do is take a few twigs and simmer them in one ounce of water for 15 and a half minutes then pour this into a new pint size bottle of mineral oil now 30 minutes before bed time drink of the mineral oil do this for the next 3 nights.
Will this help my feet get smaller and make me a nicer person.? What a Face
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Post by Larry on April 23rd 2008, 11:37 am

Don't think you can get any nicer.
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Post by Wuggy on April 23rd 2008, 11:40 am

Larry wrote:Don't think you can get any nicer.
That's what my only friend Duchen says as well. She's a bit of a suck. geek
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Post by Carl D on April 23rd 2008, 11:50 am

Well, isn't this a fun thread? Wuggy and Larry are in fine form. lol!

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Post by Mr Cojones on April 23rd 2008, 1:44 pm

Wuggy wrote:
Larry wrote:Don't think you can get any nicer.
That's what my only friend Duchen says as well. She's a bit of a suck. geek
But...she's got friends in high places...


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Post by Wuggy on April 23rd 2008, 4:28 pm

Are those tattoos on that youngish lady's legs or has a small boy been playing with a felt tip pen. This could prove more interesting than the Shroud of Turin.
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Post by shanaya on April 23rd 2008, 5:18 pm

LOL! This is great!!! Laughing
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Post by Doc on April 23rd 2008, 5:47 pm

Well, if you blow it up a little, it does look kind of like someone printed a Michigan roadmap on her legs . (turn away from your monitor, Mr. Cojones...we don't want you getting over-excited!)
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Post by shanaya on April 23rd 2008, 5:52 pm

Aggggh!!! I looked!!! Bleach my eyes out!!!! Shocked
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Post by Carl D on April 23rd 2008, 5:54 pm

Aaaaargh! I looked too! Not even 7am here yet and my day is ruined already. lol!

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Post by Lynn on April 23rd 2008, 7:35 pm

Carl D wrote:Aaaaargh! I looked too! Not even 7am here yet and my day is ruined already. lol!

At least it wasnt a blow up of her face... Shocked
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Post by Mr Cojones on April 23rd 2008, 8:25 pm

Doc wrote:Well, if you blow it up a little, it does look kind of like someone printed a Michigan roadmap on her legs . (turn away from your monitor, Mr. Cojones...we don't want you getting over-excited!)
Even a pic of her Schnauzer wouldn't sexite me.. tongue

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Post by Mousessugar on April 23rd 2008, 9:44 pm

OMG and Carl you said this wasn't going to be scary .... this is one scary thread.. Should have a huge warning sign ... Very Happy Very Happy
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Post by baldwindeb on April 23rd 2008, 10:39 pm

Mr Cojones wrote:
Wuggy wrote:
Larry wrote:Don't think you can get any nicer.
That's what my only friend Duchen says as well. She's a bit of a suck. geek
But...she's got friends in high places...

OMG whose legs are those?
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Post by Carl D on April 24th 2008, 5:35 am

Shiela's (apparently). Laughing

Hi, Deb. Very Happy
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Post by baldwindeb on April 24th 2008, 6:17 am

Well those men legs fit those men hands we saw.lol
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Post by baldwindeb on April 24th 2008, 6:17 am

where is the rest of the pic?
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Post by Wuggy on April 24th 2008, 6:27 am

I believe I can solve the mystery of those tribal markings on Sheila's legs. I am fairly certain that it's caused by constriction due to the fact that she has inadvertently put both legs down the one side of her knickers. This is not uncommon among ladies of a certain age and is associated with a weakness of the pelvic floor.
I would have thought that Doc, with his medical training, would have spotted this earlier.
And BTW she seems to have the mark of the Devil on her. Only four toes!! geek
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Post by souci on April 26th 2008, 5:12 pm

Are you absolute sure that those legs do not belong to a man wearing a skirt?

It is very common in some parts of the world.



Common does not mean that it is not strange.
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Post by Larry on April 26th 2008, 6:46 pm

souci wrote:Are you absolute sure that those legs do not belong to a man wearing a skirt?

It is very common in some parts of the world.



Common does not mean that it is not strange.

I think you are right that has to be it. jocolor
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Post by Doreen on April 26th 2008, 9:35 pm

nasty stuff
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Post by Mousessugar on April 26th 2008, 9:41 pm

Larry wrote:
souci wrote:Are you absolute sure that those legs do not belong to a man wearing a skirt?

It is very common in some parts of the world.



Common does not mean that it is not strange.

I think you are right that has to be it. jocolor

LMAO I think youv'e figured it out.. I still say this thread needed a warning.. jocolor
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Post by shanaya on April 26th 2008, 9:48 pm

Warning is postedLOL
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