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Amish Farmer

Post by Doreen on June 21st 2009, 10:32 am

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.")

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more!!"
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