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Court Case

Post by Doreen on September 13th 2009, 9:55 am

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE
PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months
pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately
moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a
grin, so she moved again. The ma n seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.



The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
(about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.


The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this,
when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice

her condition. She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.


Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,'Logan's
Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to
smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I
could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when
She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident'.... I just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'


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