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Post by Mr Cojones on September 24th 2009, 6:38 pm

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The hunter walked over to a tree and propped up his gun.

Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged ... shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.....'

'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter.

'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister.'

'Well I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied. 'Is your sister a plastic surgeon?'

'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'She's a flute player in the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.'

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Post by baldwindeb on September 24th 2009, 7:52 pm



lol
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Post by shanaya on September 24th 2009, 8:53 pm

lol!
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Re: The Hunter

Post by ScottL on September 25th 2009, 8:04 am

http://www.instantrimshot.com/ (push the button)




By the way, I noticed that was your 500 Post. Congrats, Dale
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Post by Mr Cojones on September 25th 2009, 10:49 pm

ScottL wrote:http://www.instantrimshot.com/ (push the button)




By the way, I noticed that was your 500 Post. Congrats, Dale
smileyparty Thanks... I'll be buying the beer tonight, beers

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Post by irishgodfather1 on September 26th 2009, 3:13 pm

I'll be drinking it.
You'd better buy lots.
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Re: The Hunter

Post by ScottL on September 26th 2009, 3:28 pm

Sounds good, but I'll only have time for one.



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