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Frozen Carburetor

Post by Mr Cojones on October 15th 2009, 7:34 pm

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laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place. For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, a RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside. "What's the matter?" asked the policeman.

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply. "Pee on it.
That'll thaw it out." Can't."

"OK, Watch me and I will show you."

The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the detachment office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded ...."

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Post by shanaya on October 15th 2009, 10:21 pm

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Re: Frozen Carburetor

Post by ScottL on October 16th 2009, 10:37 am

Then, they met, fell in love, got married, had a bunch of kids and lived happily ever after. Well, she was already in love, . . . but, I digress. jocolor
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