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questions sent to the Vancouver Olympics

Post by Doreen on December 7th 2009, 12:05 am

ow that Vancouver
has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter
Olympics,
these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.

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Believe it or not these questions about
Canada
were
posted
on
an International Tourism Website.


Obviously the answers are a joke;
but the questions were really asked!


Q: Will
I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (

USA
)

A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.


Q: I
want to walk from

Vancouver
to
Toronto
-
can I follow the Railroad tracks? (

Sweden
)

A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of
water.


Q: Is
it safe to run around in the bushes in

Canada
? (

Sweden
)

A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.


Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in
Canada
? Can you send me a list of them in

Toronto
,
Vancouver
,
Edmonton
and
Halifax
?
(

England
)

A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for
trading purposes.


Q: Can
you give me some information about hippo racing in

Canada
? (

USA
)

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south
of

Europe Ca-na-da is that big
country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday
night in

Calgary Come naked.


Q: Which
direction is North in

Canada
? (

USA
)

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when
you get here and we'll
send
the rest of the directions.



Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (
USA
)

A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering
Ger-man-y, which is.....oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays
every Tuesday night in

Vancouver
and
in

Calgary
,
straight after the hippo races. Come naked.


Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain
of youth. Where can I
sell
it in

Canada
? (
USA
)

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.


Q: Can you tell me the regions in
British Columbia
where
the female population
is
smaller than the male population? ( Italy
)

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.


Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in
Canada
? (

USA
)

A: Only at Thanksgiving.


Q: Are there supermarkets in
Toronto
and
is milk available all year round?
(
Germany
)

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan
hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.


Q: I have
a question about a famous animal in

Canada
,
but I forget its name. It's a
kind
of big horse with horns. ( USA
)

A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent,
eating the brains of anyone
walking
close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine
before you go out walking.


Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (
USA
)

A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.



Please send this on to any Canadian (or others) who you
think will enjoy it as much as I did
.


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Re: questions sent to the Vancouver Olympics

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Re: questions sent to the Vancouver Olympics

Post by baldwindeb on December 8th 2009, 9:24 am

Funny lol
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