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Mexican Oysters

Post by Mousessugar on May 17th 2008, 12:36 am

Dale this is for you ...lol

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant
following a day roaming around in Mexico .


While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just
served?"


The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!"


The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."


The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy."


The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few
bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones
I saw you serve yesterday."


The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,Senor.

Sometimes
the bull he wins.







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Re: Mexican Oysters

Post by Carl D on May 17th 2008, 7:12 am

OMG! LOL! lmao1

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Re: Mexican Oysters

Post by Wuggy on May 17th 2008, 7:31 am

I guess Mr Cojones better check his equipment. Smile
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