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The Genie

Post by Mr Cojones on May 18th 2008, 1:36 pm


A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, 'Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a
storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...What'll it be?'

The woman did not hesitate.

She said, 'I want peace in the Middle East. See this
map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews
and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about
world peace and harmony.'

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Lady,
please be reasonable. These countries have been at war
for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a
bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good!
don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be

The woman thought for a minute and said, 'Well, I've
never been able to find the right man. You know -
one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and
help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and
gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all
the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good

The genie let out a sigh and said, 'Let me see the f***ing map again!'

Mr Cojones

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Re: The Genie

Post by Guest on May 18th 2008, 9:05 pm

Hey. we're not that hard to find... are we? sarcasticlol


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Post by shanaya on May 18th 2008, 9:08 pm

Love it!!! lol!
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