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The Engineer

Post by Carl D on August 26th 2011, 12:04 pm

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

Laughing


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Re: The Engineer

Post by The Observer on September 1st 2011, 10:59 pm

Good one, Carl. lol!
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Post by shanaya on September 2nd 2011, 12:15 pm

Hahahaha!
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Re: The Engineer

Post by Lynn on September 18th 2011, 9:26 pm

The Observer wrote:Good one, Carl. lol!
OMG ...The Observer is talking to Carl....do you guys know each other Very Happy

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