At 85 years of age, Sam married Jenny

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At 85 years of age, Sam married Jenny

Post by Larry on April 23rd 2008, 7:05 pm

At 85 years of age, Sam married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Sam should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Sam, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Sam takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Sam, again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Sam kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Sam is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old , ready for more "action". And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Sam gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once.
You are truly a great lover, Sam."

Sam, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: "You mean I was here already?"

The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages
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Re: At 85 years of age, Sam married Jenny

Post by Carl D on April 23rd 2008, 7:07 pm

lol! Good one, Larry.
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Re: At 85 years of age, Sam married Jenny

Post by shanaya on April 23rd 2008, 7:14 pm

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Re: At 85 years of age, Sam married Jenny

Post by Lynn on April 23rd 2008, 7:32 pm

Ahahaha Very Happy
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Re: At 85 years of age, Sam married Jenny

Post by Mr Cojones on April 23rd 2008, 8:14 pm

That reminds me.. Thanks for jogging my memory... Now..if I can just remember were I put the Viagra.. silent

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Re: At 85 years of age, Sam married Jenny

Post by krstnvnc on April 23rd 2008, 8:34 pm

LARRY!!!...........You've been hanging round Dale waaayyyy tooooo looonnnnggggg.............

(good one tho......for a min thought he was gonna be a triplet hahaha)
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Re: At 85 years of age, Sam married Jenny

Post by Ro'Jinn on April 24th 2008, 11:38 pm

Haha Laughing

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