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Post by Mousessugar on May 27th 2008, 9:24 pm

I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid woman... why else would I buy dog food?? lol!
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Post by Lynn on May 27th 2008, 9:36 pm

laugh-115

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Post by shanaya on May 27th 2008, 9:37 pm

Laughing
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