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THE RCMP OFFICER

Post by Mr Cojones on June 20th 2008, 5:58 pm

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A Mountie stops a driver for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk
and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is being
harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.

The 'Motorist' instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's
ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything. When he gets done
with writing the ticket he puts an 'AH' in the lower right corner of the
narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the 'Violator' for
his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with
his copy points to the 'AH' and demands to know what it stands for.

The Mountie says, 'That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that
you're an Asshole!'



Two months later they're in court. The 'Violator' has such a bad driving
record he is about to lose his licence and has hired a lawyer to represent
him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red
light. Under cross examination the defence attorney asks; 'Officer is this
a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?'

Officer responds, 'Yes sir, that is the defendants copy, his signature and
mine, same number at the top.

Lawyer: 'Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this
ticket you don't normally make?'

Officer: 'Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an
'AH,' underlined.'

Lawyer: 'What does the AH stand for, officer?'

Officer: 'Aggressive and Hostile Sir.'

Lawyer: 'Aggressive and hostile?'

Officer: 'Yes Sir?

Lawyer: 'Officer, Are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?'

Officer: 'Well Sir, You know your client better than I do!'

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Post by shanaya on June 20th 2008, 7:14 pm

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Post by Carl D on June 21st 2008, 3:09 am

I still don't know where Dale gets these from. lol!

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Post by Doreen on June 22nd 2008, 9:56 am

Carl D wrote:I still don't know where Dale gets these from. lol!

maybe he was stopped, and this is a true story.
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