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Vacuum cleaner salesman.

Post by T-Man on August 1st 2008, 7:03 am

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.



'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'



'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door.



Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.



'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'



I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.
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Post by George on August 1st 2008, 7:04 am

LOl,did he eat it?
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Post by Doreen on August 1st 2008, 2:05 pm

I guess he had to. Yummy
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Post by Carl D on August 1st 2008, 10:05 pm

lol!

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Post by George on August 3rd 2008, 1:01 am

Is this true.
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Post by T-Man on August 3rd 2008, 1:11 am

Its a freaking JOKE george.
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Post by George on August 3rd 2008, 1:20 am

Oh ok.
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Post by Carl D on August 3rd 2008, 1:51 am

lol! again.
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