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Post by Mr Cojones on August 13th 2008, 11:17 pm

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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,
she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know
how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to
say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts!

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
......... ....I don't know about you sometimes!!!

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Post by Lynn on August 14th 2008, 6:57 am

Good one Dale.... lmao1

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Post by Carl D on August 14th 2008, 7:48 am

Didn't fool me for a second. lol!

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