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Post by Guest on September 13th 2008, 9:17 am

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician
commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.

'I have something to show you that
you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Schwartz is dead!'

eek biggrin

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Re: Private Parts

Post by Lynn on September 13th 2008, 7:50 pm

lol!

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Post by Doreen on September 13th 2008, 10:46 pm

lol!
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Re: Private Parts

Post by oops on September 15th 2008, 9:22 am

Thanks Carl. That was hilarious.

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