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Post by Mr Cojones on April 28th 2008, 1:36 pm

"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.

In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks,

he'll buy the fifth drink.



"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."



"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Back home in Sin Jahn's, there's the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"



The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the Newfie's claims, but he swears every word is true.



"Well," said the Englishman, still suspicious. "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Newf. "But it did happen to me sister quite a few times.

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Post by shanaya on April 28th 2008, 3:04 pm

lol!
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Post by Larry on April 28th 2008, 3:26 pm

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Post by Mousessugar on April 28th 2008, 4:17 pm

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Post by Carl D on April 28th 2008, 6:50 pm

Oh, dear. lol!
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