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Post by baldwindeb on October 13th 2008, 7:15 am

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
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Post by shanaya on October 13th 2008, 11:07 am

laughonfloor That was hilarious!
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Post by Sweet Melody on October 13th 2008, 2:22 pm

That's a great one. I never heard it before

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Post by Lynn on October 13th 2008, 8:06 pm

Funny Deb..... lol!

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Post by Guest on October 13th 2008, 10:49 pm

lol! Thanks, Deb.

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Post by oops on October 14th 2008, 5:55 am

That was hilarious. Thanks for posting it.

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Post by Doreen on October 14th 2008, 11:43 am

Very Happy
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Post by Mr Cojones on October 14th 2008, 12:13 pm

laugh-115 I discuss a lot of things that I don't know shit about. My wife thinks I know everything. At least I think she does.. thats why she always calls me smartass. huh

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