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Post by oops on October 21st 2008, 6:13 am

A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant
for advice on what to wear.

"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let
them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and
requested some resolution of the dilemma.

"Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest.

"A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night.
'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when
she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee,
with a V neck right down to your navel."

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!"

"Simple", replied the Priest...

"It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!"

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Re: Advice

Post by shanaya on October 21st 2008, 6:47 pm

Good one! Laughing
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Post by Carl D on October 21st 2008, 11:24 pm

lol!

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Post by Mr Cojones on October 22nd 2008, 12:30 am

sheeplove I know the feeling.. holysheep whistle

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