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The Lady had to Fart

Post by Doreen on April 30th 2008, 12:49 pm

The Lady Had To Fart


An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when
suddenly she had to fart. She promptly
reached into her bag and sprayed the air
with her deodorizer. Two floors later, a
gentleman got on the elevator.

He began to sniff...

The Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"

"Well, yes I do," he replied.

"What does it smell like?"

The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells
like someone shit in a pine tree."
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Re: The Lady had to Fart

Post by Mousessugar on May 1st 2008, 2:29 pm

lmao.. ewwww
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Re: The Lady had to Fart

Post by Mr Cojones on May 1st 2008, 2:37 pm

holysheep Maybe it was Carl's bear??? "

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Re: The Lady had to Fart

Post by Guest on May 2nd 2008, 11:00 am

biggrins

Not my bear. laughonfloor

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Re: The Lady had to Fart

Post by Doreen on May 2nd 2008, 2:13 pm

Carl D wrote:biggrins

Not my bear. laughonfloor

no that bear, as it doesn't appear to be a pine tree behind him.
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